I wasn’t aware that there was a ‘posh’ form of smoking and a ‘factory girls’ form of smoking! Until last night. And of course as always the revelation is made in the Squealing Pig! Where else?

A local businessman (Jack of all trades and master of none!), windows etc might be his game, pointed out that a group of female smokers are smoking like the ‘factory girls’ and need to invest in cigarette holders and portray their smoking habits as ‘posh’. He’s telling the ladies this as he puffs away on his pipe. It’s yet to be decided if pipe smoking is ‘posh’ or otherwise. Judgement will be reached soon!

So if you’re a smoker in Muff, do check if you’re ‘posh’ at it or not!