I was told this story yesterday and just had to share it! Apparently two priests were discussing the issue of mice. The younger priest said that his house was riddled with them at present and he was asking his elder how he might go about getting rid of them. The elderly priest said ‘sure we can get rid of them instantly’. ‘How?’ said the younger one. ‘Baptise them and confirm them and they’ll never return’!! Oh dear, has faith really dwindled to this. But a funny one all the same!