Just a little cover story I’ve read on Facebook this morning. My little brother updated his fb page informing us all that he’s in hospital. I knew not to worry as he or his lovely partner would have contacted me. So I read on.

It read as follows: ‘Just to let you all know I am in hospital. Nothing serious, I just poisoned myself. Ate what I thought was an onion but was actually a daffodil bulb. Should be out by Spring!!!!!!!’

Just as well he didn’t eat his home grown balcony salads….may have turned out a lot worse!!!